Overheard - 2
Jenn left a comment on Sally’s blog about this website that features overheard conversations from NYC. They are so funny, ha.
Old man #1: Do you know why a bunny is connected to Easter?
Old man #2: No.
Old man #1: It’s because Easter is about fertility and rabbits are animals that are always copulating.
Old man #2: Huh, I never heard about that.
Old man #1: Think about it. On Easter, you have the bunnies and the bunnies have eggs and the eggs have children in them.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Amanda Matteis
Customer: I’d like a bagel with Honey Walnut cream cheese.
Cashier: No Honey Walnut. Strawberry.
Customer: Is there anything besides Strawberry that’s sweet?
Cashier: We have Vegetable. But that’s not sweet.
–Dunkin’ Donuts, Bensonhurst
Chick: Yeah, our RA put up this poster listing these words we’re not
supposed to say because they’re offensive.
Guy: What can’t you say?
Chick: “Bitch”, “retarded”, “gay”, “fag”, “slut”, and “gypped”.
Guy: “Gypped”? Why “gypped”?
Chick: I dunno, it’s offensive to gypsies or something.
Guy: Do gypsies even go to NYU, let alone college?
Chick: Maybe she’s from Romania and shit.
–Hayden Hall Residence, Washington Square West
Hey, with all of these, “I heard this on campus” blogging, it reminded me of that. Look on the plus side, at least the people in the last one knew that there are Gypsies in Romania.
I bet that most people think, “You mean they’re REAL?” Ha!
Sorry I blew by you this morning. I was late for a meeting with Dr. Bahry, and it turned out that she wasn’t even there!
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